My Patience Has an Off Switch. Your Bullshit Found It.
Your bullshit found it.
3 inches on the longest side · Die-cut vinyl sticker
$4.00
Fresh Attitude
Twenty original takes on coffee, work, pets, adulting, and running out of patience.
Alice’s Retro Night Drive — The Rabbit Hole Cost Extra
Wonderland has a cover charge.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Social Battery. Non-Refundable.
Energy spent on this conversation will not be reimbursed.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Coffee First. Opinions Never.
Strong brew. Weak interest in your advice.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Overthinking Without a Permit.
Unauthorized construction of worst-case scenarios.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Snacks Before Social Obligations.
At least one of these brings joy.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Burnout Has Entered the Chat.
Productivity is currently typing a resignation.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Nap Department. Do Not Disturb.
All complaints will be processed after REM.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Budget Says Absolutely Not.
An expense report from your bank balance.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Cat Attitude. Human Body.
Independent, judgmental, suspicious of everyone.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Social Plans Under Appeal.
The couch has submitted compelling evidence.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Brain Tabs. No Manager.
Every thought is running its own meeting.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Polite Response. Out of Stock.
Please check back after sufficient quiet.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00