Battery Full. Tolerance Fucking Empty.
Battery charged. Tolerance? Not a fucking chance.
3-inch longest side (3 × 1.3389 inches) · Die-cut adhesive vinyl
$4.00
NEW RELEASES
Fresh attitude. Same lack of filter.
Built for Reentry. Not Your Bullshit.
Atmospheric pressure is manageable. People are another story.
3-inch longest side (3 × 3 inches) · Die-cut adhesive vinyl
$4.00
Communication Delay. Finally, Some Fucking Peace.
A delayed reply sounds like a benefit.
3 inches on longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
Holiday for Them. Monday for Me. Fuck This Calendar.
The calendar took a day off. My inbox did not.
3-inch longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
Leaves Change. People Stay Fucking Exhausting.
Nature got a refresh. Your coworker is still replying all.
3 inches on longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
My Mailbox Is Just a Bill Collector with a Door.
Special delivery: more bullshit to pay for.
3-inch longest side (3 × 1.924 inches) · Die-cut adhesive vinyl
$4.00
My Patience Has an Off Switch. Your Bullshit Found It.
Your bullshit found it.
3 inches on the longest side · Die-cut vinyl sticker
$4.00
Nevermind, Idiot. — Underwater Parody
One dollar. Two idiots. Zero survival instincts.
3-inch longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
Off-World Patience. Earthbound Bullshit.
My patience left the planet. The office nonsense stayed.
3 inches on the longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
Pumpkin Spice. Still a Bitch.
Seasonal flavor. Year-round attitude.
3 inches on the longest side · Die-cut adhesive vinyl
$4.00
Self-Deploying. Zero Fucks Required.
Autonomous operation. Absolutely no enthusiasm required.
3 inches on the longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
Spiraling. Still Out of Fucks.
Cosmic levels of done.
3 inches on the longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
Loud Music. Selective Hearing.
The volume is up. Your unsolicited advice is not.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Decent Human. Questionable Attitude.
Good intentions. Aggressive delivery.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Alice’s Retro Night Drive — The Rabbit Hole Cost Extra
Wonderland has a cover charge.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Need Space. From Everyone.
A personal-space policy with a rocket attached.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Nice Try. I Don't Click Bullshit.
Your suspicious link can fuck right off.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Social Battery. Non-Refundable.
Energy spent on this conversation will not be reimbursed.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
The Leaves Are Falling. So Is My Give-a-Shit.
Fall colors. Falling patience. Nature gets it.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Coffee First. Opinions Never.
Strong brew. Weak interest in your advice.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Overthinking Without a Permit.
Unauthorized construction of worst-case scenarios.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Snacks Before Social Obligations.
At least one of these brings joy.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Burnout Has Entered the Chat.
Productivity is currently typing a resignation.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Nap Department. Do Not Disturb.
All complaints will be processed after REM.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Budget Says Absolutely Not.
An expense report from your bank balance.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Cat Attitude. Human Body.
Independent, judgmental, suspicious of everyone.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Social Plans Under Appeal.
The couch has submitted compelling evidence.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Brain Tabs. No Manager.
Every thought is running its own meeting.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00
Polite Response. Out of Stock.
Please check back after sufficient quiet.
3" longest side · Die-Cut Vinyl
$4.00