Battery Full. Tolerance Fucking Empty.
Battery charged. Tolerance? Not a fucking chance.
3-inch longest side (3 × 1.3389 inches) · Die-cut adhesive vinyl
$4.00
DIE-CUT VINYL
Holiday for Them. Monday for Me. Fuck This Calendar.
HOLIDAY FOR THEM. MONDAY FOR ME. FUCK THIS CALENDAR. Original sarcastic typography for anyone clocked in while everyone else celebrates a long weekend. One die-cut vinyl sticker, 3 inches on its longest side. Black and red lettering with a white border. Digital artwork preview matches the production master. Printed and packed in 3–5 business days, plus shipping.
- Size: 3-inch longest side
- Material: Die-cut vinyl
- Price: $4.00
Printed and packed in 3–5 business days. Standard shipping typically takes another 2–5 business days after mailing. No artwork upload required.
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Nevermind, Idiot. — Underwater Parody
One dollar. Two idiots. Zero survival instincts.
3-inch longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
Self-Deploying. Zero Fucks Required.
Autonomous operation. Absolutely no enthusiasm required.
3 inches on the longest side · Die-cut vinyl
$4.00
