My Mailbox Is Just a Bill Collector with a Door.

My mailbox is just a bill collector with a door. Original Rude Rendering sarcasm for anyone whose mail is mostly a payment request. Black and burnt-orange outlined lettering with a white die-cut border. $4; 3-inch longest side. Printed and packed to order in 3–5 business days under our existing shipping policy. Product image is a digital artwork preview.

• Size: 3-inch longest side (3 × 1.924 inches)
• Material: Die-cut adhesive vinyl
• Price: $4.00

Printed and packed in 3–5 business days. Standard shipping typically takes another 2–5 business days after mailing. No artwork upload required.