My Mailbox Is Just a Bill Collector with a Door.
Special delivery: more bullshit to pay for.
3-inch longest side (3 × 1.924 inches) · Die-cut adhesive vinyl
$4.00
Say It with Sarcasm
Bright lettering, dark humor and everyday opinions for people who have plenty to say. Physical vinyl stickers, printed to order in Colorado.
It's Fine, Everything Is Fine — Skeleton beneath rainbow umbrella
Skeleton beneath rainbow umbrella
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Introverted but Willing to Discuss Drama
Pink and teal script and popcorn
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
It's Weird Being the Same Age as Old People — Stacked pastel lettering
Stacked pastel lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Have the Day You Deserve — Skull with red lightning bandana
Skull with red lightning bandana
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Gentle Parenting Dropout — Skull with pink flower crown
Skull with pink flower crown
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I Am a Multitasker — Purple and white lettering
Purple and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I Whisper What the Fuck at Least 20 Times a Day
Pink script and speech bubbles
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Your Anxiety Is a Lying Hoe — Colorful floral lettering
Colorful floral lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Admit It, Life Would Be Boring Without Me — Skeleton and small rainbow
Skeleton and small rainbow
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Daddy's Throat Goat — Bold pink lettering with rough edges
Bold pink lettering with rough edges
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Not Antisocial, I'm Selectively Social — Rainbow brushstrokes
Rainbow brushstrokes
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Favorite Exercise Is Jumping to Conclusions
Orange and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Not Antisocial, I'm Just Selectively Social
Orange and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Anxiety — Blue crescent moon and Z symbols
Blue crescent moon and Z symbols
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Fluent in Three Languages: English, Sarcasm and Silence
Green and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Zero Fucks Given — White lettering on black rectangle
White lettering on black rectangle
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Only Responsible for What I Say
Teal speech bubbles and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Amazing, Loving, Strong, Happy, Selfless, Graceful — Colorful stacked words
Colorful stacked words
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Strong as a Mother — Pastel lettering and flowers
Pastel lettering and flowers
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything Is Fine — Skeleton beneath rainbow
Skeleton beneath rainbow
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Currently Taking Applications for New Best Friends
Purple lettering and pink hearts
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm a Sucker for You — Pink skeleton and lollipop
Pink skeleton and lollipop
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Feral Child — Yellow smiley with crossed eyes
Yellow smiley with crossed eyes
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
It's All a Mess — Rainbow lettering and flowers
Rainbow lettering and flowers
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar — Teal script and red pencils
Teal script and red pencils
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I Don't Have the Energy to Pretend I Like You Today
Skeleton and red lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Just Waiting for Halloween — Skeleton at purple table
Skeleton at purple table
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About Cats
Pink hearts and paw prints
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I Have Mixed Feelings About Everything
Colorful faces and rainbow accents
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Superpower Is Disappearing When Needed
Teal lettering and fading figure
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Life Is Short, Smile While You Still Have Teeth
Skull and yellow lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Fat but Identify as Skinny, I Am Skeletal — Skeleton and outlined lettering
Skeleton and outlined lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Fat but Identify as Skinny, I Am Skeletal — Skeleton with raised arms
Skeleton with raised arms
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Tolerance Level Is Low, My Give a Damn Is Lower
White and red lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Vibe: Sunset Cat
Black cat and palm-tree sunset with stylized lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Currently Unbothered by Life — Man wearing gold glasses
Man wearing gold glasses
3" longest side · Vinyl
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Currently Unbothered by Life — Man in black shirt and sunglasses
Man in black shirt and sunglasses
3" longest side · Vinyl
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Hang in There, It Gets Worse — White cat hanging from rainbow
White cat hanging from rainbow
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Professional Procrastinator — Reclining woman and flaming clock
Reclining woman and flaming clock
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily — Red and teal lettering and cup
Red and teal lettering and cup
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sorry, I Wasn't Listening — Colorful comic starburst
Colorful comic starburst
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sorry, My Social Battery Is Dead — Floral wreath and pink banners
Floral wreath and pink banners
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sorry, My Social Battery Is Dead — Flowers above striped banner
Flowers above striped banner
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sarcastic Comment Loading — Blue progress bar and cursor
Blue progress bar and cursor
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised — Pastel laurel wreath
Pastel laurel wreath
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Hold On, Let Me Overthink This — Blue and pink gradient lettering
Blue and pink gradient lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Lashes Longer Than My Patience — Black eyelashes and pink lettering
Black eyelashes and pink lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come — Orange clock and white script
Orange clock and white script
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Skeleton Cat with Iced Drinks
Cat skeleton with sunglasses and yellow stylized lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
On My Husband's Last Nerve — Blue rose and white lettering
Blue rose and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Currently Pretending to Be a Functioning Adult
Blue script and gold crown
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Allergic to Stupidity, I Break Out in Sarcasm — Yellow and pink lettering
Yellow and pink lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I Got This Shirt from My Secret Santa — Red and white block lettering
Red and white block lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Caution: I Have No Filter — Yellow and white lettering
Yellow and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Too Glam to Give a Damn — Pink script and kiss mark
Pink script and kiss mark
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Anxiety — Purple script and skeleton hand holding daisies
Purple script and skeleton hand holding daisies
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sarcasm: One of the Many Services I Offer — Rainbow block lettering
Rainbow block lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
You're in the Fart Zone — Red target and white lettering
Red target and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sarcasm Is My Love Language — Teal lettering and yellow faces
Teal lettering and yellow faces
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised — Teal and white lettering
Teal and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sarcasm: One of the Many Services I Offer — Pink and red shadowed lettering
Pink and red shadowed lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Forget Hot Girl Summer, It's Feral Girl Summer
Orange and green lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Mayor of Yapsville — Mouse wearing purple top hat
Mouse wearing purple top hat
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
That Sounds Like a Horrible Idea, What Time? — Red and teal lettering
Red and teal lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
It's All a Mess — Rainbow lettering and small flowers
Rainbow lettering and small flowers
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Hair Is a Mess to Match My Life — Flower-crowned skull
Flower-crowned skull
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Molly's Poppin' Huggin' — Pink and purple lettering with decorated skull
Pink and purple lettering with decorated skull
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Hair Is a Mess to Match My Life — Rainbow hair and pink lettering
Rainbow hair and pink lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Fine, the Rest of You Need Therapy — Pink and white lettering
Pink and white lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Floral Skull Ribbons
Skull with colorful flowers and stylized ribbon lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
If Only Common Sense Was More Common — Purple brains and lettering
Purple brains and lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm a Sucker for You — Pink-haired skeleton with rose lollipop
Pink-haired skeleton with rose lollipop
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Some People Are Like Slinks Down the Stairs — Rainbow spring toy
Rainbow spring toy
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I'm Right — Gradient block lettering
Gradient block lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine — Smiling yellow sun
Smiling yellow sun
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open — Stacked browser windows
Stacked browser windows
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Caution: I Have No Filter — Brown rectangular warning sign
Brown rectangular warning sign
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Fine, the Rest of You Need Therapy — Red and green lettering with bandages
Red and green lettering with bandages
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sorry, I Wasn't Listening — Pink paint splash and white script
Pink paint splash and white script
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily — Teal lettering and gray coffee cup
Teal lettering and gray coffee cup
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Hold On, Let Me Overthink This — Pastel lettering and thought cloud
Pastel lettering and thought cloud
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Nope, Not Today — Pastel block lettering with sleeping cat
Pastel block lettering with sleeping cat
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I Speak Fluent Sarcastic — Pastel lettering and tiny smiley faces
Pastel lettering and tiny smiley faces
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Brain Has Many Tabs Open — Colorful browser-style tabs
Colorful browser-style tabs
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
That Sounds Like a Horrible Idea, What Time? — Rainbow paint splash
Rainbow paint splash
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Shh, No One Cares — Bold black lettering and red script
Bold black lettering and red script
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sarcasm: One of the Many Services I Offer — Pastel stacked lettering
Pastel stacked lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sarcastic Comment Loading — Blue-to-pink progress bar
Blue-to-pink progress bar
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Nope, Not Today — Rounded pastel lettering and sleeping cat
Rounded pastel lettering and sleeping cat
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Hair Is a Mess to Match My Life — Black brush lettering with pink-blue streaks
Black brush lettering with pink-blue streaks
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Kinda Give a Damn, Kinda Don't Care
Orange and pink lettering and sad face
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Explaining Why I'm Right — Pastel Right lettering and arrows
Pastel Right lettering and arrows
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Allergic to Stupidity, I Break Out in Sarcasm — Black and gold lettering
Black and gold lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I Speak Fluent Sarcastic — Black and pastel lettering with tiny faces
Black and pastel lettering with tiny faces
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Hold On, Let Me Overthink This — Pink and teal lettering with thought cloud
Pink and teal lettering with thought cloud
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
My Brain Has Many Tabs Open — Pastel tabs with brain icons
Pastel tabs with brain icons
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Have the Day You Deserve — Black lettering and pastel stars
Black lettering and pastel stars
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sorry, I Wasn't Listening — Red splash and white script
Red splash and white script
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Shh, No One Cares — Black brush lettering and red text
Black brush lettering and red text
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Sarcasm: One of the Many Services I Offer — Blue, green and pink lettering
Blue, green and pink lettering
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Nope, Not Today — Cat face and steaming orange cup
Cat face and steaming orange cup
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily — Black coffee cup and gold star border
Black coffee cup and gold star border
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
I'm Fine, the Rest of You Need Therapy — Red and teal lettering with hearts
Red and teal lettering with hearts
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Lashes Longer Than My Patience — Eyelashes and pink sparkles
Eyelashes and pink sparkles
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00
Caution: I Have No Filter — Brown diamond warning sign
Brown diamond warning sign
3" longest side · Vinyl
$4.00